Friday Funny #88

February 18, 2011

A married couple was sitting at the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The man said to his wife, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”

She looked at him and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”

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  1. Marisella said:

    haha…cute


  2. Diane said:

    Very funny!

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