A married couple was sitting at the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The man said to his wife, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”
She looked at him and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”
Marisella said:
haha…cute
Diane said:
Very funny!