Friday Funny #216

Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off from work,” the man said.

“How do you think you will do that?” his coworker asked. He proceeded to show her…by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him, “What on earth are you doing?”

“I’m a light bulb,” the guy answered.

“I think you need some time off,” the boss told him.

So the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.

The second worker began walking out too.

The boss asked her: “Where do you think you’re going?”

“Home. I can’t work in the dark.”

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