Friday Funny #162
November 30, 2012
A little girl asked her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” the child asked.
“Go ask your father. He’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes into the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Prissy for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
“Bring Prissy over here.” The dad took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent. He said, “OK, you can go now, but keep Prissy on the leash and only go one time round the block..”
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Prissy?”
“She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
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MaryAnne said:
LMAO…that is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week.
Thankx
cindi mccoy said:
LOL I needed that today, thanks.
Annette Craven said:
OMG! That’s so funny!