Friday Funny #133

April 6, 2012

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.”

Her husband snarkily said, “What did he say about your 65 year old ass?”

“Your name never came up,” she replied.

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9 Comments:

April 6, 2012 at 8:35 am
DiDi said:

bahhhhaaaahhhhaaa!!!

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April 6, 2012 at 9:04 am
MaryAnne said:

He didn’t see that coming…good for her LOL.

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April 6, 2012 at 11:54 am
TJ said:

I know that’s right!!!

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April 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Cassie said:

Sounds about right 😀

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April 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Bettina said:

Laughed out loud! That was AWESOME!!!!!!!

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April 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Bettina said:

Seriously, I laughed out loud and scared the dogs 🙂 That is AWESOME!!!!

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April 6, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Rebecca said:

omg! So funny!

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April 6, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Renee M said:

ROFLMAO…..The hubs, not so much 🙂

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April 6, 2012 at 8:35 pm
Susan E. said:

Hehehehehehe – too funny!

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