Friday Funny #127
February 24, 2012
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
“Twenty pounds,”‘ she whispers.
Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds.
So they hide in the bushes. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the cop.
“I’m making love to me wife!” Paddy answers sounding annoyed.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop. “I didn’t know.”
“Well, neither did I, until ya shined that bloody light in her face.”
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Seena said:
That is priceless!!! So funny
Deanna said:
Too Funny !! My husband asked me to read it again !
Trish said:
This reminds of a time a I was in a country bar near closing time and this great looking guy comes up about 12 midnight and asks me to do a slow dance. While we were dancing I stated, “you smell great…what do you have on?” He replied, “A hard-on, but I didn’t think you could smell it!” It was a fun might!
Candace Cummings said:
Shit that is funny, just about spit out my pop.