Funny Friday

I cannot believe how hard I laughed when Sondra sent me this joke – really, truly a keeper! *** Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, laying in the bed reading a book,…

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A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir. that’ll be one cent,” the bartender said. “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. “Yep.” The man glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman said with…

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I love that my James Gang keeps me so well supplied with jokes — this one is from Sondra in Oklahoma 🙂 Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors….

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The crazy redhead strikes again with this funny–but corny joke 🙂 A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley: On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life,…

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Sondra, my favorite Oklahoman, sent me this one 🙂 The guys were all at a deer camp and no one wanted to room with Joe, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy…

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