Funny Friday #1
August 1, 2008
I like jokes, so I decided to start a new feature – Funny Friday – hopefully you’ll think it’s as funny as I do and keep coming back week after week 🙂
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the exhibits was breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, “This bull mated 120 times last year.”
The wife hit her husband again and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn from him.”
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, “This bull mated 365 times last year.”
The wife got really excited and said, “That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this big fella.”
The husband looked at her and said, “Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow.”
The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.
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Sheila said:
Loved the joke.:)
Kristie said:
Too freaking funny! Keep it up Lorelei!
Renee B said:
ROFLMAO….That was great!