Friday Funny #99

A “cougar” and her young boyfriend are laying in bed watching an old western.

The cougar says to her young stud, “I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon hits a rock and the driver falls out dead.”

“You’re on,” returned the boyfriend.

They watch the western and sure enough the wagon hits a rock in the dirt road and the driver falls out of the wagon… dead.

The boyfriend gets out of bed and returns shortly with a tray of food.

After eating, the cougar says, “I have to admit that I saw this movie before.”

The boyfriend in turn confesses, “I saw the movie before too. But I didn’t think he was stupid enough to ride over the same rock twice….”

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