Friday Funny #92
March 18, 2011
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day yesterday…
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the Monte Carlo Casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice, and with a rippling Irish brogue yelled, “Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…”YES! YES!
I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers, and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”
MORAL OF THE STORY –
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men…are men.
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Camille said:
LOL oh that’s classic! totally going to share this one 😀
Susan R said:
OMG!! That was awesome!!
Tammy said:
Too funny but very true
Nicole said:
That was GREAT!!!
Terri said:
I like that one
Moran said:
LOL