Friday Funny #83
December 17, 2010
Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign in Texas, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
“Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says, “I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Well then, better tell me what you got.”
Smith says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”
“Okay,” the cop says. “Anything else?”
“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”
“Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?”
“Nope.”
“Well then, what are you afraid of?”
“Not a damn thing.”
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MamaKitty said:
LOL, gotta love Texans and our wholehearted embracing of the 2nd Amendment. 🙂 Thanks for the smile – I needed that today!
Nicole said:
Can so appreciate that! Too funny
Sharon said:
That sounds about right!
Renee B said:
Love it!!!