Friday Funny #79

These are from my James Gang member Mardee, who keeps us all up to date on interesting, funny, crude and downright weird sex facts:

These statistics are from two different surveys…
45% of men wish they had bigger penises.
45% of men wish their women had bigger breasts.

Conclusion: 45% of men are big dicks with little potential.

🙂

The octopus’ testicles are located in his head.

As opposed to human males whose brains are often to be found in their balls.

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