Barb sent this one to me — thanks B!
🙂
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.”
“Don’t be flattered… Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!”
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Sharon S said:
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Needed a laugh on this rainy yucky Friday here in Massachusetts!!!
Thanks Lorelei (and Barb)!
Leagh Christensen said:
Bahahahahahahaha…that was great! Thanks for the laugh 🙂 Been a really long week and I really needed that.
Linda S said:
Thanks, I needed a that.
Sharon said:
Oh my gawd, laughing so hard with that one!