Friday Funny #45
February 12, 2010
Credit for this joke goes to Mr. James 🙂
One day, a young Cowboy and a Cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world; she was an innocent with no sexual experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon, the couple climbed into bed and started exploring each other’s bodies.Things are going fine until the Bride discovers her husband’s penis.
“Oh my, what is that?”
“Well, darlin’,” the Cowboy says, “That’s my rope.”
She slides her hands further down and gasps, “Oh my, what are these?”
“Well, honey, them’s my knots.”
Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes, the Bride says, “Stop. Wait a minute.”
The Cowboy, panting a little, asks, “What’s the matter, darlin’? Am I hurting you?”
“Hell no,” the Bride replies. “Just undo them damn knots. I need more rope!”
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Lisa said:
Lol…this is hilarious!
Colis said:
ouchie, ouchie,ooie … that’s one way to hurt a guy’s heart.
Jen said:
Now that is funny I don’t care who you are. I forwarding this one to my friend who is getting married to an Cownoy/Air Force man this April. Thnaks Mr. James.