Friday Funny #38
December 11, 2009
My husband sent this to me. I think he’s hinting at a watch like this for Christmas!
😉
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies. “I just got this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it.”
Intrigued, the woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The cowboy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
“Really? What’s it telling you now?” the lady asks.
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles. “It must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The cowboy smiles at her and taps his watch. “Damn thing’s running an hour fast.”
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Mr. Lorelei said:
I only want one of those watches if you’re the one wantin’ to know the time…. and you better be askin” what time it is alot.
Michele said:
L, I think you still have some Xmas shopping to do.