Friday Funny #32

October 23, 2009

What is Celibacy?


Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.


While attending a Marriage Weekend, Thomas and his wife, Debra, listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”


He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”


Thomas leaned over, touched Debra’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, ain’t it?”


And thus began Thomas’s life of celibacy.

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  1. Ashley said:

    Thomas doesn’t sound like the brightest bulb in the box!
    I read the excerpt for All Jacked Up, I can’t wait until Nov. 3rd!!

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