Friday Funny #28
September 18, 2009
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir. that’ll be one cent,” the bartender said.
“One Cent?” the man exclaimed.
“Yep.”
The man glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”
“A nickel,” the barman said with a shrug.
“A nickel?” the man repeated. “Hey, where’s the guy who owns this place?”
“Upstairs with my wife.”
The man asked, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The bartender replied, “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
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rosemary pelayo said:
Christ on a cracker, wummin! I love it!
Just started reading your rough riders, and luv’em too. Gotta meet me some rough riders over here in davie, florida and start livin’ it up.
Midnight said:
awesome, love the twist!