Friday Funny #240
February 27, 2015
A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have his ID. He said, “I seem to have left my wallet at home. I’ll have to come back later.”
She said, “Unbutton your shirt.” After he opened his shirt, she said, “That curly silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.” Then she processed his application.
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience.
His wife replied, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.”
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