Pam, from my James Gang sent this joke to me, and I thought it was appropriate this week, since we out here in the Black Hills are in the throes of what is known as “Sturgis” aka bike week…enjoy!
🙂 🙂 🙂
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face … Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off!! Or I’ll kick the crap out of all of you!”
St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”
“Just a couple of minutes ago……..”