Friday Funny #213

March 7, 2014

A man walks into a clock shop, whips out his knob and puts it on the counter.

The girl behind the counter says, “Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop.”

To which the man replies, “That’s okay, just put two hands and a face on this then.”

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March 7, 2014 at 4:03 pm
MaryAnne said:

Talk about winding someone up… lol

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March 7, 2014 at 8:54 pm
Pogonip said:

*guffaw* Not sure which is better — the joke, or MaryAnne’s response.

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