Friday Funny #189

Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke and asks the other guy if he has a lighter.

“Yes I do,” and hands him a 10 inch long BIC lighter.

Surprised the guy asks, “Where did you get this?”

“I have a personal genie.”

“Really? Can I make a wish?”

“Sure,” the guy says and hands him a lamp. “Just make sure that you speak clearly because he is a little hard of hearing.”

The man rubs the lamp, a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. “I want a million bucks.”

Ten seconds after the genie disappears back into the lamp a million ducks fly over head.

The man says to the other, ” Your genie has terrible hearing.”

“Tell me about it. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch BIC?”

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