Friday Funny #17
May 29, 2009
This joke came from my James Gang member from Down Under – Mari! 🙂
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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved out West.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret looked him over. “Nope”.
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom. He undressed and walked back in to the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,”Notice anything different NOW?”
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”
“Nope,” she replied.
“IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!”
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a HAT!!!!!!!!”
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Robin said:
That one of Mari’s still makes me laugh. Thanks!