Friday Funny #151

August 24, 2012

A Swede, an Irishman and a Scotsman take their wives for an outing of golf.

The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her
ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?” Ole demanded.

“Well,” she said, “you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford
any.”

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of
decency, here’s a $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.”

Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. “Blessed Virgin
Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers Why not?”

She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me.”

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s
a $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!”

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

“Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?”

She too explains, “You dinna give me enough money to buy any.”

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Fer the love ‘o
decency, here’s a comb…. Tidy yerself up a bit.”

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