Friday Funny #144

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re – A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She asks, “What does that mean?”

He replied, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”

She smiled happily. “Oh, that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

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