Friday Funny #138
May 18, 2012
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second mom and said, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
He turned to the third mom. “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick up your brothers Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.”
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MaryAnne said:
I guess if they had a daughter she’d be named, Weeniefrid…LOL
Love Friday funnies.
monica t. said:
This is the best one yet. Still laughing as I type this. Too Funny!!!
Kathleen O said:
Oh I love this one.. Have heard it a couple of times, but it is always good for another chuckle…Thanks for sharing