Friday Funny #130
March 16, 2012
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed, thinking maybe she’d crawl in the bunk and warm him up.
“Good,” she said. “Get your own fucking blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted, rolled over and started to snore.
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susan v. said:
yep, that’s wedded bliss alright
MaryAnne said:
Why is that familiar?
Eve Langlais said:
lol, that sounds exactly right.
EJ said:
And people wonder why we read Romance!!
Cassie said:
Love it.
Melissa S said:
LMAO