Friday Funny #128
March 2, 2012
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”
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Karen said:
Loved it, laughed out loud.
Cindy Oldham said:
Oh my! Laughed and laughed at this one. Made my day already. Can’t wait to pass this one around. Thanks.
Seena said:
Hahaha laughed this one out in a lecture. Defiantly worth the stares!
Sandy M said:
that was good!
Cassie said:
Oh that is a good one 😀
susan v. said:
loved it, very funny 🙂
Kim said:
Made me laugh out loud too! Thanks
Cheryl said:
Excellent. That is a keeper to share on a nite out after a few drinks. Live it