Friday Funny #126

February 17, 2012

A couple has a dog that snores.

Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring.

She is amazed. Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.

He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly. She decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. She grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!

She sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog’s testicles.

He looks at the dog and whispers, “I don’t know where we were or what we did last night but we took FIRST and SECOND place!”

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