Friday Funny #113

September 9, 2011

A married couple is having dinner. The wife says: “The light on the front porch keeps flickering and adjusting the light bulb doesn’t help. After dinner, I’d like it if you could try to fix it.”

The husband barely looks up from his plate and asks: “Do I look like an electrician to you?” then goes back to his dinner.

The next morning as they are having breakfast the wife says: “There’s something wrong with the drain in our bathtub. When you get home from work, would you please try to fix it?”

From behind his newspaper the husband responds: “Do I look like a plumber to you?”

That evening the husband finds his wife standing in front of the refrigerator in her underwear. She says: “The air-conditioner won’t work. Please, try to fix it!”

The husband reaches past her into the refrigerator, grabs a beer and says, “Do I look an A/C guy to you?”

The next day when the husband returns home from work, the light on the front porch is working and the house is nice and cool. His wife is lying on the couch looking exhausted. “So did you fix the light and the A/C?”

The wife barely cracks an eye and says: “No. The neighbor’s handyman fixed the light, the A/C and the bathtub this morning after you left for work.”

“Great. How much did it cost?”

“He told me that I could either bake him a cake or spend the rest of the day having sex with him.”

The husband is taken aback by this and asks: “Well, what kind of cake did you bake for him?”

The wife looks at him and says: “Do I look like Betty Crocker to you?”

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