Friday Funny #102
June 3, 2011
This joke came to me from Tina R. — thanks Tina!
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.”
The bartender says, “Since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.”
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right leans over. “I would like to buy you a drink, too.”
The old birthday gal says, “Thank you. Bartender, I’ll take a Scotch with two drops of water.”
After she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, “I’d like to buy you one, too.”
“Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.”
“Coming right up.” The bartender gives her the drink. “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'”
The old woman replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.”
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Susan said:
Wow, too funny – I’ve read 2 of the “rough riders” series, and am now addicted. I’m off searching the net to find (and buy) the rest of the series! You are definitely one of my new favorite authors! 🙂
Keep up the good work!
* curiousity question: where do you get your inspiration?