Friday Funny #101
May 27, 2011
A husband had just finished reading a new book “You Can Be The Man of Your House.”
He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, “From now on you need to know that I’m the man of the house and my word is the LAW. You will prepare me dinner tonight and when I’m done eating you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you will go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterward you will draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry. Then you will massage my feet and hands. And tomorrow morning guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”
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Brianna said:
haha
Thanx for a funny way to start the day 🙂
Diane said:
That would have been my guess too!