A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?” The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for…

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I know, this one just really cracked me up though…

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After drinking too much tequila, a big-dumb-cowboy fell asleep on the beach for hours and got a horrible sunburn. Arriving at the hospital, he was promptly admitted, after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the  severe pain he was in, the Cowgirl Doctor prescribed continuous intravenous…

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I’ve  been offline — working on Raising Kane — and enjoying the spring weather. Which could turn ugly at any moment, so I’m taking a page from the “redneck how to” manual, in case we’re stranded in a blizzard:

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Ooh, how cool is it that I’m the featured author today at the ARE (All Romance E-books)/Omni Lit site today? There are prizes galore, including entry for the “big” prize — and ebook reader! Here are the deets — can you tell I’ve been re-watching episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer? <g> Lorelei James Featured…

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