I found the composition in this pic interesting…and sort of sad because you can’t see his butt.

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A “cougar” and her young boyfriend are laying in bed watching an old western. The cougar says to her young stud, “I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon hits a rock and the driver falls out dead.” “You’re on,” returned the boyfriend. They watch the western and sure enough the wagon hits…

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Our good friends had their big branding at their gorgeous ranch this weekend. Because of a dance recital schedule conflict, I wasn’t able to go help out with the actual work part during the day, catching and holding the calves for branding, vaccination and dehorning, after they’ve been separated from their mama’s, but I did…

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This joke came from my friend Kathy 🙂 In a restaurant, an elderly husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” “Yes,” the…

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Tammie Bliss!!! Tammie, darlin’, email me — lorelei@loreleijames.com with all your pertinent info and I’ll get the signed copy fired off to you 🙂 Thanks to everyone for all the great comments, and your heartfelt congrats on this print release — I have the greatest readers in the world!!!

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