A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?” The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for…
After drinking too much tequila, a big-dumb-cowboy fell asleep on the beach for hours and got a horrible sunburn. Arriving at the hospital, he was promptly admitted, after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he was in, the Cowgirl Doctor prescribed continuous intravenous…
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