After being married for 40 years, the man took a careful look at his wife one day and said, “Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl….

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My husband took this pic of one of the two HUGE bucks that hang out in our clearing. No, this wasn’t taken through his rifle scope 🙂

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What’s are these, Dad?” To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve…

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Nothing like a prairie sunset — you’re welcome 🙂

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The wild ladies at Under The Covers Blog interviewed me, and they’re giving something away! Check it out: UNDER THE COVERS Interview with LJ And umm…no Friday Funny again this week. I’m running low on jokes, so if you’ve got one or ten, email me — lorelei@loreleijames.com and if I use it, I’ll credit you…

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