Saturday Surprise — Can’t make this shit up

January 16, 2021

With all that’s been going on in our country the past 10 days, my anger is roiling and my concentration is for shit. Which means I’ve been obsessively crafting and listening to audiobooks, so I was at a loss as what to post today. Then THIS gem came across my Twitter feed:


Don’t know if it’s true or not, or how long ago it happened, but I needed this laugh today….Think they lived happily ever after?

Have a great long weekend everyone!


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  1. Sue said:



  2. Karen Lauterwasser said:

    Certainly could have happened. My mother used to work at a major city hospital; all I will say is that whenever a fiction writer writes about a woman giving a man oral sex while he’s driving I scream in my head “That’s way too dangerous!”.


  3. Karen H said:

    OMGosh – funniest thing ever (not to them, though).


  4. Michelle said:

    You see! Warm oil should just be left in the bedroom. He almost lost his sausage over friggin’ sausage. 🙄


  5. kc said:

    They may have lived happily after that but I bet they thought twice about performing that little act again! Maybe she stays under the table that got moved next to the stove for such a time… I’m sorry, but this just sounds pretty stupid! She’s thinking he’ll set the pan down on the stovetop when he gets excited??? Bit like the stories of doing this while he’s driving the car! Doesn’t look good on the insurance forms, I bet!


  6. Barbara said:

    I don’t really care if this story is true or not! I am crying this is hilarious! Everyone needs a good laugh and I’m keeping this post for when I’m down a few laughs. Thank you, thank you


  7. Janice Dodgson said:

    Yikes! Thanks for the tip. No more playing around the stove in my kitchen – darn it!


  8. K. A. Bylsma said:

    You can’t make stuff like that up!


  9. Tambra Byrne said:



  10. Debra said:

    LOL! NOT really funny from their side but it is from our side. BTW I love the man candy pictures.


  11. Rhian Lewis said:

    Knowing the people of Merthyr Tydfil as I do, it is highly believable! There’s nothing else to do in small Welsh towns!! X


  12. Ellen Bartel said:

    This was definitely something I needed today 😂, thank you for the laugh!


  13. Pamela Gomes said:

    Well, there’s multitasking and then there’s multitasking. I say never be naked around hot, splashy oil and then no one gets hurt! LOL


  14. Gwendolyn Davis said:

    That’s a great story! Thanks for the laugh


  15. Anne said:

    Great laugh. Only proves that when you’re cooking, your attention should be focused on that, especially when using hot fat.


  16. Jule said:

    Ummm no nakedness around not grease…….that’s just asking for injuries that you might not recover from


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