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Dec 13

Friday Funny #204

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a candle,” he said.

“You may pass through the pearly gates.”

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them. “They’re bells.”

“You may pass through the pearly gates.”

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”

The Irishman replied, “These are Carols.”

 

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1 comment

  1. MaryAnne

    Maybe the Irishman can make it into heaven by the skin of Carol’s pants? Or hope that her first name is really Christmas. Hehehehe.

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