Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke and asks the other guy if he has a lighter.
“Yes I do,” and hands him a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
Surprised the guy asks, “Where did you get this?”
“I have a personal genie.”
“Really? Can I make a wish?”
“Sure,” the guy says and hands him a lamp. “Just make sure that you speak clearly because he is a little hard of hearing.”
The man rubs the lamp, a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. “I want a million bucks.”
Ten seconds after the genie disappears back into the lamp a million ducks fly over head.
The man says to the other, ” Your genie has terrible hearing.”
“Tell me about it. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch BIC?”