Dear Chocolate & Sea Salt Caramel Sauce:
I’m breaking up with you.
I don’t want to…but my hips and ass are insisting. I know that my taste buds will decry this decision, because your delicious combination of salty, sweet, rich buttery caramel and chocolate is utter perfection. But when my belly chimed in with my hips and ass and staged an intervention, I knew it was time to say goodbye.
I’ll miss you. But then again, every time I catch a glimpse of my extra curves–I’ll be thinking of you. And cursing you.