Normally I don’t post animal pics or animal posts, but since Harvey was this week’s Western Wednesday pic, I’m going with a theme. Thanks to a member of my James Gang for this 
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on the breed.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or ‘We don’t need no stinking light bulb.’
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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2 comments
MicheleKS
September 21, 2012 at 8:44 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
LOL. I live with two dogs: an Australian Sheppared/Collie mix and a German Sheppard/Husky mix. They would be going to each other: I’ll do it. No, I’ll do it, you knucklehead while head-butting each other out of the way.
MaryAnne
September 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
This is so funny … especially about the Lab and the German Shepherd.