A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date wearing a see-through blouse and no bra. Her grandmother pitched a fit. “Don’t you dare go out like that!”
The teenager tells her, “Loosen up, Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!” And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs and the grandmother is in her rocking chair with no top on.
The teenager wants to die. “Grandma! I have friends coming over! You can’t sit there like that.”
The grandmother says, “Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.”