A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man demanded.
The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket.”
The man said, “When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.”
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness, the man asked why she’d hit him again.
She said, “Your horse phoned today.”
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3 comments
Sharon S
July 30, 2010 at 6:16 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
that’ll teach him! LOL!
Sharon
July 31, 2010 at 1:57 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Too funny! PS–saw the cover for Cowgirls Don’t Cry on Scott’s website. Can’t wait for that release!
heidi g
August 7, 2010 at 9:16 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
he was bettin on the wrong horse!