Feb 28
Tweet I posted the winners out of the 201 comments I received on the First Offenders blog: Winners for Lorelei James Contest on First Offenders Blog Congrats to everyone, thanks a ton to everyone who commented here, and over at First Offenders!!! And I promise, if you didn’t win this time, I will be running …
Feb 26
Tweet This one is crude — and funny as hell A guy is talking to a girl in a bar. He says, “What’s your name?” She says, “Carmen.” He says, “That’s a nice name. Who named you, your mother?” She says, “No, I named myself.” He says, “Why Carmen?” She says, “Because I like cars …
Feb 25
Tweet Over at First Offenders today, I’m giving away a signed copy of any of my backlist — the more you comment the more chances you have to win!! If I get lots of comments, I’ll give away more books! Lorelei James Contest at First Offenders
Feb 24
Tweet A reader named Bev sent this to me with the caption: It’s one way to keep an eye on your baby while trying to take a nap!
Feb 19
Tweet This joke is courtesy of Jennifer B. — thanks Jen! A cowboy, who just moved to Texas from Wyoming, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to …
Feb 17
Tweet This is a real ad on Craig’s List about a horse for sale. There is truth in advertising: Big Gelding – Are you cowboy enough? Big grade gelding. Been used as a pickup horse until he got hooked by a bull. Think he has a split personality, some days he’s great, some days he’s …
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