A woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?” she demanded. “I’m waiting for Mike to come…

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I am heading to my last event tonight and tomorrow I will be flying home after being on book tour for nearly two weeks. YAY! I’ve been without email for 2 weeks. I can get email, but cannot send email from any of my accounts for some reason, so if you’ve been waiting to hear…

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He can fix my flat anytime, wowza…

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I’m getting ready to leave for NYC tomorrow and then Monday I’ll be flying to Arizona for the start of my book tour for MERCY KILL for 10 days…so my posting here will be hit and miss, as I never know what the internet service will be at hotels/venues. How many of you pack this…

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them back. We can’t afford them,” the wife says, and so…

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