I posted the winners out of the 201 comments I received on the First Offenders blog: Winners for Lorelei James Contest on First Offenders Blog Congrats to everyone, thanks a ton to everyone who commented here, and over at First Offenders!!! And I promise, if you didn’t win this time, I will be running another…

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This one is crude — and funny as hell 🙂 A guy is talking to a girl in a bar. He says, “What’s your name?” She says, “Carmen.” He says, “That’s a nice name. Who named you, your mother?” She says, “No, I named myself.” He says, “Why Carmen?” She says, “Because I like cars…

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Over at First Offenders today, I’m giving away a signed copy of any of my backlist — the more you comment the more chances you have to win!! If I get lots of comments, I’ll give away more books! Lorelei James Contest at First Offenders

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A reader named Bev sent this to me with the caption: It’s one way to keep an eye on your baby while trying to take a nap!

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This joke is courtesy of Jennifer B. — thanks Jen! 🙂 A cowboy, who just moved to Texas from Wyoming, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to…

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